Kiss and Slap April 02, 2012 17:57
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it…
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Bear Chase March 22, 2012 18:44
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second…
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The Doctor and the Lawyer March 21, 2012 18:39
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However, their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to…
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The Three Sons March 21, 2012 18:24
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes…
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Kiss and Slap March 20, 2012 18:46
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it…
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The Wife March 17, 2012 15:55
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.…
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What Women Want in a Man March 17, 2012 15:48
What women want in a man at age 22: 1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style8. Appreciates finer things9. Full of thoughtful surprises10. An imaginative, romantic lover What women want in a man at age 32: 1.…
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Funny Birthdays Wishes & Funny Birthday Sayings March 16, 2012 17:58
Finding the perfect birthday messages or funny birthday quotes for women to write in their birthday card can prove more difficult than choosing the card itself. If you know someone who is getting to the age they wished that their age would start going backwards,…
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Putting the cat out March 16, 2012 17:49
A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house. Not wanting…
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The Bad Day March 16, 2012 17:17
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man…
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Gorilla Remover March 16, 2012 17:13
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The…
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The Vampire Bat March 16, 2012 17:04
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He…
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Superman jokes-Lost strength March 16, 2012 16:40
Superman's strength was beyond measurement. It could only be lost, little by little, if he enjoyed the company of a mortal woman. One day, he ran into Lois Lane and she took him up to her apartment for an evening of entertainment. Each bout removed…
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Blind Man and His Dog December 13, 2011 13:04
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he…
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