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Why Girls Block Boys December 12, 2018 09:46

Why girls block boys.? examples given below Boy: What's your Name?? Girl: Rani and you? Boy: Rajaa..... *!blocked!* Girl :"have good day"......... Boy: no thanks....i like "tiger biskets" more...... *!Blocked!*…

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Made In India December 11, 2018 10:00

A Japani came to INDIA...! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ... Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a…

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God Cannot Be Seen December 06, 2018 09:53

Teacher: Can u See God Class: No Teacher: can u touch God Class: No Teacher: Then isn't a GOD A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said: "Sir ,can u…

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Doubtful Debts December 05, 2018 09:43

Two Commerce Students Talking... Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true? Rahul: Yup! Mehul: You must be sad na.. .... Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce…

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Hell To Hell Call December 01, 2018 12:33

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

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You Must Bring The Change November 29, 2018 10:39

Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair: "Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change." Who's K V Ramachandran Nair? He is a bus conductor.…

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Stop Reading Newspapers November 27, 2018 10:10

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

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Texting Your Doctor November 23, 2018 09:37

Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3…

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Wrong Number November 22, 2018 13:00

Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?Person 2: Wrong number.Person 1: What’s your number then?

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A Proper Wife September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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The birth control pill.....! September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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Lady wanted to go toilet!! September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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Password September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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Password September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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Password September 20, 2011 18:48

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their…

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